Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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Nothing is over until you stop trying

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If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

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Every whatsapp status is a silent message for someone 😉

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Whatever it is - I didn't do it!

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Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too

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Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

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I'll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

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If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog

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We become what we think about

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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

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Nothing is over until you stop trying.

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Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

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Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories

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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

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Life is Short – Chat Fast!

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If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

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Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

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